Best Funny Quotes that will burn your Calories 🤩

- Advertisement -

More articles

- Advertisement -
Best Funny Quotes

“Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.”
– Jessica Simpson

Best Funny Quotes

“Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.”
– Jim Davis

Best Funny Quotes

Best Funny Quotes

“The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth.”
– Jim Harrison
(Best Funny Quotes)

Best Funny Quotes

“Americans are incredibly inpatient. Someone once said that the shortest period of time in America is the time between when the light turns green and when you hear the first horn honk.”
– Jim Rohn

Best Funny Quotes

“Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”
– Joan Collins

Best Funny Quotes

“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?”
– John Barrymore
(Best Funny Quotes)

Best Funny Quotes

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.”
– John F. Kennedy

Best Funny Quotes

“I’ve come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.”
– John Fugelsang

- Advertisement -

MOST POPULAR ARTICLES

TRENDING NOW

Latest

- Advertisement -