Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Coffee first. Schemes later.
Coffee love Quotes
Humanity runs on coffee.
But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.
What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.
The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.
My birthstone is a coffee bean.
Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.
Morning coffee quotes
Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.
It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.
May your coffee kick in before reality does.
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.
Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
Good morning coffee
We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.
Life without coffee is like something without something … sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet.
Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people.
Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.
I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee …coffee.
Wanna hear a joke? Decaf.
If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away.
It’s strange how drinking cups of water seems impossible, but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw.
Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.
Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.
No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’
Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It’s called sleeping.
May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.