Amazing 51+ Funny Food Quotes

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The best appetite comes without food.

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I love calories. They are dаmn tasty.

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An empty stomach is the Devil’s playground.

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Have breakfast like a queen. Dine like a princess. Have supper like a beggar.

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Now I will take the oil of Life, the eggs of Destiny, the pan of Justice, the sausage of Truth, and go to cook the scrambled eggs of the Apocalypse.

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Watermelon is great food. You can eat it, drink it and wash with it.

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My whole life is one big Big Mac.

funny food quotes

Why is there no button on the refrigerator for locking the door from 7 pm to 7 am?

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I read the composition of my favourite candy. In my opinion, it is safer to eat wrappers from it.

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Funny food quotes

I love pizza so much that even when I eat pizza, I want pizza.

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Swiss cheese differs from Camembert by better ventilation.

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Sea urchins were on the menu for lovers of thrills.

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Shooting is a stupid waste. I calculated that one bullet costs as much as four pancakes.

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You have made a hole in my heart that you cannot fill with anything, and therefore I fill it with food.

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If my soup has not killed you, nothing will kill you.

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“There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.”

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“The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!”

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“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”

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“Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.”

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“There is no love sincerer than the love of food.”

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“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”

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“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded: dead.”

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“A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.”

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“You can tell alot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jelly beans.”

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People who love to eat are always the best people.”

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“Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate.”

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“I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.”

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“Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.”

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“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

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“I asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk fresh?’ He said, ‘Lady, three hours ago it was grass.”

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.”

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I don’t share blame. I don’t share credit. And I don’t share desserts”

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“Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.”

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“I am not a glutton. I am an explorer of food.”

Funny food quotes

“If I hold a can of soda up to my ear and listen carefully, I can hear my bones pleading for a glass of milk.”

Funny food quotes

“The waitress said did I want my pizza cut into four or eight slices? I said: ‘Four. I don’t think I could eat eight’.”

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“I have long believed that good food, good eating is all about risk. Whether we’re talking about unpasteurized Stilton, raw oysters or working for organized crime “associates,” food, for me, has always been an adventure.”

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